Sunday, November 21, 2004

Sex, Lies, and Video Tape

SEX
When I was 12, I would have paid $20.00 for the Victoria’s Secret catalogs that now arrive free, by mail at our house every other day. God Bless America!

LIES
I ordered a new pair of glasses recently. I specifically chose a store that had signs reading: “Glasses while you wait.” I thought that meant, I could wait for them and take them home that day. What it really means is; they will make them and you will wait. It’s been two weeks, now, so I guess the sign is accurate.

VIDEO TAPE
What happened to my $100 lifelong membership at the video store that I bought in 1981? I haven't received a benefit disclosure in a long time.

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